{"id":9,"date":"2025-12-01T22:22:45","date_gmt":"2025-12-01T22:22:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/floridamanbailbonds.com\/news\/?p=9"},"modified":"2025-12-01T22:27:37","modified_gmt":"2025-12-01T22:27:37","slug":"florida-man-hides-money-in-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/floridamanbailbonds.com\/news\/florida-events\/florida-man-hides-money-in-butt\/","title":{"rendered":"Florida Man Tries to Outsmart Deputies by Stashing $1,000 in the &#8220;Worst Possible Wallet&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong data-start=\"363\" data-end=\"405\">Source: ABC Action News (Tampa Bay 28)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"428\">Hillsborough County, FL &#8211;<\/strong> Florida has gifted us another unforgettable chapter of \u201cPlease Stop Doing That,\u201d after deputies say a Florida Man tried to hide $1,000 in the most uncomfortable, unsanitary, and unnecessary place imaginable: <strong data-start=\"637\" data-end=\"649\">his butt<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">According to the original ABC Action News report, the man was walking with <strong data-start=\"727\" data-end=\"797\">\u201cthe unmistakable gait of someone deeply regretting life choices.\u201d<\/strong> Hillsborough County Sheriff Deputies grew suspicious when the man refused to sit, turn, bend, or even breathe normally.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What began as a simple traffic stop escalated the moment Florida Man became overly protective of his backside. Deputies quickly determined that his suspicious behavior had less to do with personal boundaries and more to do with his makeshift <strong data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1159\">human safe deposit box<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One deputy later said, \u201cI\u2019ve taken money out of wallets, pockets, shoes\u2026 but this? This man invented a new kind of banking.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Why People Actually Hide Money During Arrest<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Experts say people panic during arrests and try to hide cash or small items in ridiculous places. Sadly, the human body isn\u2019t a legally recognized form of storage and surprise, it doesn\u2019t work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A local resident summed up Florida\u2019s reaction: <em>\u201cI really wish I didn\u2019t know that cash could go there.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Hillsborough County Bail Breakdown<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For charges like obstruction or tampering, bail often ranges from <strong data-start=\"1709\" data-end=\"1727\">$500 to $2,500<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If bail = <strong data-start=\"1740\" data-end=\"1750\">$500<\/strong><br>10% bond = <strong data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1772\">$100<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If bail = <strong data-start=\"1784\" data-end=\"1794\">$2,500<\/strong><br>10% bond = <strong data-start=\"1808\" data-end=\"1816\">$250<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No need to store cash internally. Wallets exist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Need Bail Fast (and Clean)?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Call <strong data-start=\"1907\" data-end=\"1949\">Bail America Bail Bonds of Polk County<\/strong><br data-start=\"1949\" data-end=\"1952\"><strong data-start=\"1955\" data-end=\"1971\">863-533-1443<\/strong><br data-start=\"1971\" data-end=\"1974\">We\u2019ve seen it all. We don\u2019t judge. And we\u2019re open 24\/7.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Source: ABC Action News (Tampa Bay 28) Hillsborough County, FL &#8211; Florida has gifted us another unforgettable chapter of \u201cPlease Stop Doing That,\u201d after deputies say a Florida Man tried to hide $1,000 in the most uncomfortable, unsanitary, and unnecessary&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-florida-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/floridamanbailbonds.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/floridamanbailbonds.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/floridamanbailbonds.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/floridamanbailbonds.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/floridamanbailbonds.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/floridamanbailbonds.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15,"href":"https:\/\/floridamanbailbonds.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions\/15"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/floridamanbailbonds.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/floridamanbailbonds.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/floridamanbailbonds.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/floridamanbailbonds.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}